23rd April 2016
Reblogged From the-absolute-funniest-posts
Notes: 449354
I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
- Heterosexual: Fuck that.
- Homosexual: Fuck this.
- Bisexual: Fuck you and also you.
- Pansexual: Fuck everything.
- Demisexual: Fuck you in particular.
- Asexual: Fuck no.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
"“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
yeah
so sorry
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
This list
was looking
a little
white
so here you go
watch tha
bodies hit
tha floor
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
This should be posted in school hallways.
Before everyone gets in a “not all men” tizzy, let’s just remember that high school hallways are filled with rape jokes… But when a girl mentions her period, the faces of 99% of teenage guys turn white as a sheet.
News flash:
The female body is not disgusting. Rape is.I want to reblog this a million times
the fact this has little notes disgust me this deserves more notes no wonder why rape culture exist because no one reblogs this so people will not be aware
one time I heard a guy made a rape joke and so I threw a tampon at him and he shrieked